Generation One
Prolouge Mina Ronstrosity, how did you get yourself into such a mess?
Chapter One The problem with the gene pool is that there is no lifeguard.
Chapter 1.5 You may think I have faith in fools. My friends call it self-confidence.
Chapter Two When you don't know what to do, walk fast and look worried.
Chapter Three Everything was so different before it all changed.
Generation Two - College
Chapter Four Some of my friends are for it, some are against it. And me? I'm standing with my friends.
Generation Two
Chapter Five Hospitality is making your guests feel at home - even when you wish they were.
Chapter 5.5 There cannot be a crisis next week, my schedule is already full!
Chapter Six If you want your spouse to listen and pay full attention to every word you say, talk in your sleep.
Chapter 6.3 Hard work never killed anybody, but why take a chance?
Chapter 6.6 God gave us time so things wouldn't happen all at once.
Generation Three - College
Chapter Seven Falling in love is like an avalanche where you have to run for your life.
Chapter 7.5 Never use a big word when a diminutive one would suffice.
Generation Three
Chapter Eight I'm not young enough to know everything.
Chapter Nine If we are the only intelligent life in the universe, at least there's a finite number of idiots.
Chapter 9.5 If confusion is the first step to knowledge, I must be a genius.
Chapter Ten Men stumble over the truth sometimes, but most pick themselves up and hurry off like nothing happened.
Generation Four - College
Chapter Eleven If it weren't for caffeine, I'd have no personality whatsoever! *New*
Chapter 11.25 It is far better to be alone than to wish you were. *New*
Chapter 11.5 Confidence is the feeling you have before you understand the situation. *New*
Chapter 11.75 A simple thank you would do. But a big thank you and a box of chocolates would do better. *New*
Other Important Things
LiveJournal The Shrimp Shack
Continuously Updated Recap After hearing two eyewitness accounts of the same accident, you begin to wonder about history. *New*
Gen. 2 Heir Poll Closed, Winner: Aiden
Adam's Bachelor Challenge Finished, Winner: Missy
Family Tree!







